Heidi the rabbit!
Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!
Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!
this is for Anna
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
GET IT RITE GET IT RITE GET IT TITE
The public library offers free online classes
so I’m taking:
1. Pie Making 101
2. Bartending and Mixology 101
3. Therapeutic Bathing 101
Hello, productive summer
On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room
ugh beach house was so good i could cry
It’s after 2 and I’m so fucking uninspired to write this paper
All I care about is the alternate universe in which someone is driving a very far distance to kiss me because I’m special
One time my professor said depression was a legitimate excuse for absences
And I want to e-mail him saying I have a broken heart
Because I deserve As for my good intentions.